There are dire, dire consequences for upsetting the lady of the house. The faucet had to find out the hard way.
That's what you get for messing with me, leaky faucet! Driving me nuts! And being only two years old. Shame on you!
Let this serve as a warning to everything in this brand spankin' new house- if you even begin to act up, I will call in craftyuncle and we will kick you to the curb in a very degrading fashion!
....and replace you with something pretty and new. The pretty and newness will mock you in your dreams, leaky faucet. It will torment you in the plumbing graveyard.
But leaky faucet did not go down easily without a fight. There was a mess...
I'm still trying to figure out how all this stuff was crammed into the cupboards under the sink.
Let this serve as a warning to everything in this brand spankin' new house- if you even begin to act up, I will call in craftyuncle and we will kick you to the curb in a very degrading fashion!
....and replace you with something pretty and new. The pretty and newness will mock you in your dreams, leaky faucet. It will torment you in the plumbing graveyard.
But leaky faucet did not go down easily without a fight. There was a mess...
I'm still trying to figure out how all this stuff was crammed into the cupboards under the sink.
So this is it- the line in the sand has been drawn. This is a new house. And this is unacceptable, house. Completely unacceptable.
That's RIGHT. Stupid old faucet.
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