Wondering If I Am a Grown Up Yet

I'm technically an "adult." (the big 3-0 is looming, approaching ever so sneakily)

I have three kids. (that I am entirely in charge of?! Eeep)

And a house. (That we're selling, quite unsuccessfully)

I get bills more than letters or party invites.

Yet I found myself yesterday talking to a lawyer's assistant about drafting up a trust. (like a will) She was asking important questions related to drawing up the thing. It went something like this:

Her: Do you have a Pre-Nup?

Me: (kind of giggling) No.

Her: Do you have any investments?

Me: (bemused) No.

Her: No stock or anything?

Me: (getting a sinking feeling) Um, no.

Her: How about retirement plans, like a 401k?

Me: (feeling like an utter loser) Nope.

Her: Do you have any other assets?

Me: No.

.... and now I feel like I'm a kid playing house. Thank you, Lawyer's Assistant.