Creativity In Routine

This evening, as the twins locked themselves in a dark bathroom, giggling over the glow-in-the-dark toys and Little Man started screaming within the same sonic wavelengths that break glass. I was REALLY wondering when The Husband planned on coming home.

Deciding to forgo my usual ARE YOU HOME YET?! texts, as in- Help! I need reinforcements! I went with this homemade option:

I really like Venn Diagrams. And my Husband getting home, so I can flee upstairs to eat my microwaved pizza in peace. I really like that.